5 Reasons you can't get enough numbered lists!

This list is to illustrate the obsession with "top (insert small number of choice here) lists", or "6 things you should (insert action)", and why it's gotten out of control.

#5 you pander to the whims of the all knowing internet! you get stuck in a void on one of those sites that just have list after list after list. You look up at the clock to see it's been 40 minutes and you've done nothing productive! Welcome to the black hole of the internet.

#4 after you notice you will never get those 40 minutes back you realised you really didn't retain much if any of the information on those lists to begin with.

#3 and yet you still feel more intellectual than you did before hand, giving your ego a boost as well as your cockiness level on what ever the topic the list may have been about.

#2 you realise that your cockiness only takes you so far if you choose to engage in an actual conversation regarding one of those lists, as you did not research much into that topic after, hoping you got the 'gist' of it enough to B.S your way through.

And the #1 Reason you can't get enough, is because your here reading this list and it hasn't stopped you one bit. You're probably at work right now too, go be productive and remember to be lazy and have us deliver our blog to you directly in your email to waste more of your companies money.